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Bad craic.

Might.

Yes but LIBERTY AND FREEDOM

I disagree. American Idol is such a last-decade reference anyway, even Scandal is beating it in the ratings these days. Maybe there is some hope after all.

Goodwill and sympathy are finite resources and must be used sparingly.

Just ban dying. Problem solved.

http://news.sky.com/story/1238572/peaches-geldof-dead-at-25

Trying to persuade an American not to take literally an archaic text that was written for very different circumstances? Good luck with that.

The time was a month or two back. Still rather they stay up instead of any of the three below them, though.

Cologne could be a thought if you're looking for another airport to fly into, it's about 1 hour from Gelsenkirchen by train. Mind I think the nearest they do to Leeds is Manchester, so that's probably not much use to you really. Sorry.

Not sure why I was cautious and kept my handicap bet down to -1, given how screamingly obvious this all was.

It's marriage now, grandad! Happy birthday lads

It's OK lads, we've got FOOTBALL'S DAN GOSLING

Hole in one.

We're wary of signing him too.

Not so much funny as WTF. Germans...

It says a great deal that the response to "psycho shoots schoolkids" is (and perhaps has to be) "arm the school staff" rather than "make it harder for psychos to get guns". You suspect the culture's too far gone down that route to ever recover its sanity.

If you imagine the chicken is an omelette, that's dangerously close to being a breakfast fry-up. (Not that I'm in any position to criticise having served these as a side dish to grilled trout and salad earlier. Love 'em. )

Kill it

At a Mexican restaurant with butter-fingered staff and particularly lax cleaners.

Good to know.

Sad but true?