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Aye. Very fond of it.

Champignon, like.

That meal certainly has a certain je nais se que.

Almost all of us are instinctively a bit something-ist, it's a question of how you let that affect your actions.

It always does. It always does.

I quite fancy sushi for lunch...

After the glamour of Dublin, Utrecht, Vilnius, Barcelona and Leuven in recent years, the vote (of course there's a vote) for this autumn's Eurovision fan forum pissup weekender is between Edinburgh and Bilbao.

I've given up worrying about where this'll all end up really. Selfishness wins out in the end: if Britain is daft enough to withdraw from the EU I'll just get a Swedish passport through my mother and move back to Germany and suckle at the teat of Mutti Merkel some more.

National Front gets comfortably the biggest vote share in the European elections in France. Ouch.

I was going to say no, it was this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01ktf7y ...but the filmmaker is the same guy: http://www.sportsnet.ca/more/seoul-1988-100-metre-final-documentary-979-ben-johnson/ ...so it must be the same one, just repackaged/renamed for the Beeb. Makes sense really, it's a fascinating topic but not quite worthy of two competing documentaries.

Workshy the Magpie

Or as I know him, Conchita Worse

Would be fun seeing him do interviews in a fake Geordie accent though.

"There’s no sign that we are anywhere near a bottom." :panic:

That's not a very nice thing to say about the Tories.

That's not a very nice thing to say about Labour...

Richard Herring's let himself go.

Fair play.

To be fair, if he didn't read them it'd be dereliction of duty and we'd have to overthrow him in a bloody coup.

Happy birthday, Ant. Hant. #recycling

Aye aye. "It's a black.... connector.... thingummy? You know. One of them. It's definitely yours. I'll be home all morning!" ....I am in so much trouble