Meenzer

Tomorrow's lunchtime treat:

Adulthood is wasted on the grown-up.

Racist

Pesto sarnies.

Bit harsh, on his birthday and all

Heartily Luckwish!

Does it involve a pizza?

Aye. You can't imagine anything like it on that scale nowadays, but then it's thanks to the likes of them that we don't have to. Well, technically it's thanks to advances in technology too, but you know what I mean...

"Couldn't find a shrimp to put on the barbie so used fish paste"

Sushi time!

Aye, great.

Aaaand it's Edinburgh.

FYP

"I want to look like a chef and use the real stuff" The words of the same man when I suggested using ginger from a jar instead of fresh. How the tubby have fallen.

Of course this exists...

Duly noted. I'm not really dieting though.

"Anyone got any good recipes for bullfinch pizza?"

Well that's spoiled the ending now. THANKS.