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My point remains.

Someone needs to tell them that "Five things we learned..." doesn't have to mean "Five times five single-line paragraphs written by a child".

"Couldn't find condoms, used a carrier bag"

And yet you're allowed to be alone in charge of a road vehicle.

Maybe he's drunk.

40 years of Metro Radio. There are some sensational Alan Robson barnets in the gallery. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/lifestyle/nostalgia/remember-when-happy-40th-birthday-7415420

And dinosaurs!

If it was good for you, the doctors would have told you to stop consuming it. Or something.

Are you eating curries on a regular basis? If so, I don't trust your advice.

What should they tell you if you're getting crippling heartburn after every spicy meal and they're not?

To distract people from... The Truth. They know what they're doing.

Much like our lupine friend here. Hmmmmm...

There's enough straw men in that post I'm scared to strike a match anywhere near it. It's true, though; when the docs were helping me to kick my booze habit, they never once mentioned the dangers of Dr Pepper. I may sue.

Just had a lovely courgette, mushroom, pepper and pak choi stir-fry. It's been nice knowing you all.

Crikey, no wonder you're sorry.

In this thread there is only chaff.

Might as well start as we mean to go on

FFS.

I haven't seen this much fuss over rice since Challenge started showing Treasure Hunt repeats in HD. (etc.)

"How do I separate the bodies of the chicken from the tentacles?"

Just did my first Parkrun. Some of the hills were a right pain in the arse - the local park is called Hilly Fields, so I suppose that should have been a clue - but it was generally all right. Decent bit of camaraderie certainly helps to spur you on even when you're feeling like a sweaty wreck of a human.

Now it's my turn to be in full agreement with CT.

And then be amazed and somehow manage to blame us when it's not the same.