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He wishes. Or something.

Direct trains to Brockley and New Cross Gate! So now they can appreciate your presence at the pub quiz with the Yewtree-bothering host too.

It's all good. Factor in a bit more time on your next visit and Dave will take you some places where they appreciate his presence at the bar. Your jaw will drop.

...you must have an agenda here but I can't work out what it is.

New Yorkers will sniff at it for being too touristy, but get yourself down to Mulberry Street in Little Italy and go to one of the better-looking Italian restaurants there. There's tons to choose from, and while it is a bit of a cliché tourist-trap and it's not like you can't get similarly decent Italian food all over NYC, it's as good a place as any to sit outside and people-watch at this time of year. And if you hate it then Chinatown is right next-door.

Entirely NSFW (obviously) but http://www.footballorporn.cc/

Needs colonic irrigation.

Hah!

http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/20657/1/northern-irish-police-cancel-rave-with-sarcastic-response Ant is definitely working for Newry police like.

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our Club

Happy birthday I suppose.

That's what they want you to get.

We should start a fundraising drive to make this happen. I hereby contribute 92,384 denpounds.

846 deninches then.

I would say it's approximately 18 denmetres.

Anthrax - Attack Of The Killer B's Truly one of the formative albums of my youth.

It's the Lidl things that count.

Nee bother. I've done nowt the last two weeks (holiday then laziness) so I might come back in at week 5-6 and work back up again rather than making myself "have" to do 5Ks straight off. (I know it sounds daft but there is a difference even in those few minutes extra, which is what the plan tries to teach you after all, so...)

Even got 69 months in jail, the big pervert.

"What's that Peking out from under my belly? Ah so, haven't seen you for a while!"

(Sounds pretty darn fine tbh)