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Hey, can anyone recommend a programme for helping me do that?

For a moment I read that as "hoovering" and thought Gemmill's Roomba had gained sentience. Welcome aboard!

Congrats J69. Can't see why you weren't tempted to move south with bargains like this available, though: http://www.kfh.co.uk/residential-properties/flats-for-sale-london/flats-in-brixton-sw2-morrish-road/2137755/

All of that, basically!

"Reading" Congrats Inochi btw

Baaldy birthday!

"Bertie" and "Nibbles"? Are you sure you haven't been watching a Bullingdon Club wiff-waff tournament by mistake?

I do hope not

Yeah, but who wrote the dictionary? Have a think about THAT.

They'd have done a Mexican wave during it.

This takes pride of place in our hallway.

Everyone's salary is on public record in Norway. I'd love to see them try that here.

One of these FM-playing, other-football-watching hipsters will know.

Just microwave it. (...but the aforementioned Taylors of Harrogate range is generally pretty nice )

Overrated tbh.

There must be easier ways of getting a table to yourself at the pub. Have you tried chronic flatulence?

He came to all of his findings and conclusions by himself, Parky. He's a free thinker.

Fishface is just worried I'll cast him to the kerb again.

Eee, wey. Hello!

We don't all know anything.