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Oh Brock...

Looks like Legia might have fielded an ineligible player. Fucking hell.

Good thing he patched in @nufcne5 too, how else would @nufcne5 know what was going on?

Going his own way.

A fine call.

Howay man, an average restaurant experience is no reason for you to declare war on Armenia.

Meanwhile, the president of Azerbaijan is taking the phrase "Twitter war" rather literally: https://twitter.com/presidentaz

Median manager, mean owner.

Beavis and Butt-head have a lot to answer for.

Legia Warsaw have definitely deserved it then. Imagine beating one of the biggest clubs in Europe 6-1!

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/a-tale-of-two-cities-how-geordie-cloud-drifted-over-sunderland-9652632.html

I do live in London and I haven't a fucking clue either. But he's funny, innit? Funny! And wacky! And Boris!

Boris to stand as an MP at the next general election. Have fun, Britain...

My company's entire appraisal process is my boss drunkenly drawling "still not bored of translating yet?" at me during the latter stages of the office Christmas party every year. Doesn't leave much room for salary discussions as he wouldn't remember any of it the next day anyway, but at least there's less paperwork.

I could find no better thread for this:

Ask him if he reckons he can beat Kim Jong-Il's golf score.

I believe you mean "always prefixed with 'former Newcastle United striker'"

Yep, thanks for being there and reporting back Craig.

Fluke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9Az1B95og

Never usually a problem for him.