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I buy lots of fruit and veg from the local market, but only because it's nearby and considerably cheaper than the supermarket, which suggests that there probably isn't much ethical about where the traders are getting their produce from.

I've no problem with her being unhappy after the things she's said in the past tbf

You hide it well

Don't put washing-up liquid in it. Actually, do.

That's not a baseball bat

I'll have you know I *always* use protection where broken promises are concerned.

"Fatem Bun-Snaffler"

"Ben Heifer" would also work.

"Fatem ben Porker", you mean. Opportunity wasted there.

Sea bass? Officially "bit overrated", I'm afraid.

Ah, German, you wonderful language...

0898 CT CT CT

http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2014/aug/08/european-club-football-quiz?CMP=twt_gu

I've had them from Family Bargains before.

BTW CT, the mother-in-law is visiting this weekend and we'll be out and about doing many of the same things, so I'll holler if I spot any special events/exhibitions or whatever.

http://imgur.com/gallery/Hetsh

Not altogether surprised tbh.

I think you mean a Wilde Bock from Herman ze German, don't you? Yes, you do. Good good.

She's actually nice and seems normal, too. I'm still trying to work out what the catch is.

You can do worse than spend time in that neck of the woods generally, if the Natural History Museum gets boring then there's the Science Museum right next-door (and the V&A, but frankly who cares about the V&A), plus Hyde Park nearby for letting off some steam. And Harrods too, so you can pick up some artisan cherry tomatoes from the Food Hall.

The Emirates Air Line (cheers, Boris) is fine but it doesn't exactly do anything useful unless views of reclaimed industrial land are your thing. Then again, one end of it is at the O2, and it would be very CT to come to London just to eat at Nandos and go to the cinema, so why not.

I fear it may be lies, sweet little lies.

I'd like to think I am one of the sites.

Both of them!

Lemon is brilliant in desserts, but then I'm a bitter old soul to start with.