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That's not frightening. This is frightening:

Yeah, the battle for the Yes campaign will be to embed intangible concepts like "hope" to a sufficient extent to outweigh the doubts in floating voters' minds. It's not impossible but it's a hell of a challenge. A late surge towards "Yes" in the polls is probably more conducive to that kind of instinctive "ah, fuck it" response than months or years of 50-50 polls, though, so you never know.

Eg'sactly

I'm not normally an apostrophe Nazi, but you have vays of testing my patience

Turns out we've been doing it wrong all this time...

Uff. Good bettering!

Brokebarack Mountain.

Fast-forward a month... "Beard hair in my chickpea curry again?!"

I found this on Google for you. Ignore the part about you being Bulgarian.

http://grampaandgrandmasterflash.tumblr.com/

Further unusual darkness: http://www.boredpanda.com/black-burger-king-japan/

Schweinhunds!

Bloody Virgin Trains.

Can't be related to CT. Only one chin.

But that means Boris.

Aye, they'll want to fix that.

http://now-here-this.timeout.com/2014/09/10/would-you-pay-275000-to-sleep-on-a-shelf/

Oh I don't know......

But enough about Cameron and Scotland.

Apartments during the Fringe may come down to as little as £200/night.

It was. The teachers were less amused though.