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What have they done to deserve that?

We've got Lascelles to come in in the summer, don't forget. I'm sure he'll be delighted to leave Premier League Nottingham Forest for Championship Newcastle United.

He won't quit because it's his meal ticket, but with every passing game he knows he's becoming less and less re-employable when Ashley finally pulls the trigger. No wonder he's looking glum.

And they've just chosen a racist homophobic former neo-Nazi skinhead from said party as one of the deputy speakers in their parliament. That's liberal democracy for you.

That's gayer than the lads Stevie takes photos of on the bus then posts to Twitter.

At London prices and with the Fish unemployed and all? Chance'd be a fine thing.

See you at the Cock.

I shall attempt to coax him off the subs' bench

I'm watching it with The Fish, which is a great excuse not to watch it.

Talented organ.

Well he did have several hours of political contemplation to be getting on with.

Well, it kind of would, just not necessarily in the way we'd prefer

Looks like West Brom are helping to ensure we're not bottom of the table going into this one. That should give us some vital impetus.

See you on Betfair.

And cooked that instead.

But enough about your cooking tips...

http://www.clickhole.com/article/it-bends-8-major-defects-iphone-6-1084

I really liked There By The Grace Of God as a one-off so I was hopeful their next proper album would be decent too, but looking at their chart positions even the hardcore fans baulked at that one...

Bouncing around the 88s at the moment, probably not helped by having zero motivation for weights etc. for some reason (a month or two back I was well into it). Shaved a bit more off my Parkrun PB this morning though, so the trend is a decent one. I just wish it would actually become fun at some point.

Reminds me that I need to refamiliarise myself with their post-2000 stuff - I gave up actively listening to them after This Is My Truth (which, Tolerate aside, is pretty rotten) and while I've heard every album since, it's usually just been one listen on Spotify/dodgy download and that's it.

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No, please do

CouchToFridge doesn't count as exercise btw.