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I see our prime minister has been getting the compliant right-wing media to salute him for scrapping "woke" green policies that weren't policies in the first place. Normal country remains normal.

Appropriate for Gandaft, I suppose.

My ice hockey knowledge starts and ends with the mighty HILTON RUGGLES

Gemmill in Milan

Mind, he thought it was on the Tyne. FEWM incoming.

See, the relationship goes so far back that even their nans scored for them.

Vennegoor of Hesselink

She'll be on a hunger strike next

Jean Boht. Brown Bread.

By offering a generous pay package with corresponding incentives

Trouble is,

"Viewed nationally as a symbol of the North East"? [citation very much fucking needed], I'd say

And then the whole bus clapped

Nah, they're all wonderkids with a future value in the tens of trillions

7 in a row marra

Absolutely nailed on.

Was talking about him just the other day as it happens, driving down Westgate Road and my dad casually mentioned that the Young Liberals office was upstairs from Mr Rahman's shop back in the day. (Yes, near the motorbike shops.)

Aye, but you had "Voulez-Vous" on repeat and were doing every "aha!" until the neighbours called the police

I did drive a bit in London, to be fair, but only ever occasional hire cars/Zipcars. Anyway, all I wanted was a reliable little runaround so I'm currently* blasting out Eurovision tunes from a 2019 Hyundai i10. Living the dream. *Not as I type, obviously, that would be irresponsible.

As someone who recently bought his first car at the age of 44, I can testify to this

Took the East Stand good and proper.