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"What are you going to do next, charge VAT on this bottled water? ......wait, what?"

https://vine.co/v/O51P6EiahFx

"Momma Watson's finest twat" is my pet name for him, as it happens.

Aye, afraid not.

You, talk too much? I can't imagine that.

"or"? Cheers everyone. I spent the last minutes of my 36th year guzzling gherkins.

https://twitter.com/sweden/status/484660033125629952/photo/1

Actually, no, Janmaat's band would be Australian.

And Liechtenstein beat Moldova away. What with that and the Faroes it's been quite the minnowtastic weekend.

https://twitter.com/odduralakjuni/status/533390841432539136/photo/1

Improbable but successful side dish tonight, new potatoes and sautéed leeks in a dressing of Dijon mustard, white wine vinegar, gherkins and tarragon, topped with crumbled feta cheese. Sounds like a right old mishmash of random flavours but it was dead nice. Though that might just have been in contrast to the, erm, slightly potent smoked mackerel that it accompanied.

Abeid would do "banlieue" hip-hop. Janmaat would play in an entirely edge-free American radio rock quintet. Sammy would have an unlikely #1 novelty hit off the back of a YouTube meme.

I listened to it this morning and would settle for "Fucking Shite"

I didn't even know Hollister was a shop, the main association in my mind being the captain from Red Dwarf.

Bojan clearly playing the long game in the "world's greatest" stakes. Clever.

Truly a thing of beauty.

Sounds like you haven't let it change you.

I know Ed's struggling in the polls but I hardly think Blair is going to make a surprise leadership bid.

Bear in line for rustic defecation.

It'd be spectacularly England for us to plan to boycott Qatar then fail to qualify.