Meenzer

FYP (unfortunately)

None, and don't call me Exactly.

I'm on a plane. I can't complain.

If the tarmac at Tegel is anything to go by, winter has already hit Berlin. Bring hats.

Aye, with minimal exceptions "Ultras" in Germany just means folks who like a beer and some proper vocalising. So what we used to call a "fan", basically. You'll have seen far worse.

I knew that long before the prospect of having my head snapped off was raised.

https://twitter.com/Tim_McNulty/status/537653108890148865/photo/1

Paging @@Jill! Do go, anyway, wherever you end up sitting. Currywurst, beer and one of Europe's iconic stadiums. What's not to like?

50 ways to kill your lover?

Legalise guns, ban grammar.

Soapy chinwank. :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:

Arse

Overheard a bit of chat in the gym last night about how Alan Shearer only got chosen for England all those years because of anti-Ian Wright/Andy Cole racist bias. I didn't intervene because I'm not Stevie, but I feel the universe owes them some karmic mugrighting.

If a creationist lies with an evolutionist as with another creationist, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

Maybe God is an antelope.

http://www.theguardian.com/news/2014/nov/24/-sp-is-saving-newcastle-mission-impossible

I know I've said it before, but "Nibbles"

It's no wonder Armando Iannucci and co. have stopped writing The Thick Of It when real life itself is doing the job for them.

Leazes's bacon shed for Guardian readers.

Which is why I can see UKIP getting 6-7 MPs but losing Rochester. Couple of northern seats with mixed electorates look like potentially fertile territory.