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Careful now.

I'm back at work tomorrow morning after a week off, don't make me come back on duty early man. Raumdeuter is literally an "interpreter of space" which apparently you can get away with describing yourself as if you're German. Imagine if an Arsenal player tried it.

Why don't you ask him on Twitter?

Why not ask him on Twitter? I understand they have a reply function nowadays.

(False) nein.

A Raumdeuter is a Bockwurst inserted in the wrong end.

Nothing. We preserve our energies for buying terrible presents for the in-laws.

"Très bon joueur"

Assumed this was going to be an essembee thread from the title.

Not great, but they might have bigger things to worry about

Did you cross the picket line today too?

This is the right time of year for it, when it's proper grim out there.

Canny about Peru, even cannier about Hannover actually not being a dump. I might check it out properly some time. Off to Gran Canaria early morning. Haven't started packing yet. #hardcore

Perfectly logical happenings behind the Iron Curtain.

So apparently there's a whole debate about breastfeeding in public unfolding following the Shroud of Claridge's incident. Is Farage right that mothers should sit in the corner and not breastfeed "ostentatiously", or is that just an excuse for prudes and the offended-about-everything brigade to hide behind? Does seeing a woman breastfeeding in a public place make you think "aww, the future of humanity" or "for heaven's sake, I am trying to eat my crème caramel in peace here"? Who needs to be more understanding to whom?

The sour dough scenario sounds entirely plausible.

I'll be surprised if I don't join that exodus of 30somethings before I'm no longer a 30something. Not so much because London is "dead" per se, more just that the things it does undoubtedly still have to offer are less relevant as you get older and tireder. And that's without expensive things like, you know, kids and stuff to think about. I don't really know how anyone manages.

Hahahahaha. As if there's ever a cheaper route.

Heskey and Gudjohnsen training with Bolton.

Und now in Englisch bitte?

It's getting a bit ridiculous now. Might even cost Klopp his reputation as the next saviour of Liverpool.

Or lives in South Shields.

I voted for all of them. Schalke.