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My in-laws always manage to source a "To a wonderful son and his partner" card from somewhere, which isn't bad going for deepest Lincolnshire. Although I maintain there's something ever so slightly snide about it not being worded "To a wonderful son and his wonderful partner".

But he said nice things about socialism, la (before joining Red Bull)

"What Joelinton has craved is a specified role and a head coach who will work on developing him."

But much, much funnier if they hadn't done so under Klopp.

It'll never not be.

Mind, I'd be impressed by Seaburn if I was from Doncaster.

Tom Huddlestone has 4 England caps. Harry Winks has 10. 'Twas ever thus (well, in the modern era anyway).

I kind of imagine the apocalypse sounding like Black Lace's "Gang Bang", to be honest.

Just the 14 previous convictions? She seems nice.

Oh, by the way, the German government just collapsed and if that means new elections, we can expect the far right to do quite well. Happy days!

Not that I broadly disagree with what you're saying (especially the first line) but I have the impression that food shopping in the US is more expensive than here, you basically have to have a car (or two for a family) if you live anywhere that isn't an urban centre plus the distances you cover are much further, and of course there's the small matter of no NHS. Plus prohibitive tuition fees if you're lucky enough to go to college, etc. I assume - though I'm happy to be corrected - that that skews the gross salary figures and depresses the bottom line in a way it doesn't so much over here.

It's not often you see a comment that could have come from General Chat or the Newcastle Forum, but...

Howay man, the news is depressing enough as it is.

And senility. Apart from that, though...

And they're the ones who tend to really turn out and vote.

.....can we put him in charge of the world too?

The Betfair market is currently leaning towards Trump and quite clearly so, which is interesting. Punters worried about getting their fingers burned after 2016, Brexit et al, or do they know something we don't? 😬

First XI is a bit of an outdated concept for where we're aiming to be, though.

"We Are The World" I get that it's included for non-musical reasons, but still. Says it all about America that they made a documentary called "The Greatest Night in Pop" when Bananarama, Francis Rossi and Marilyn had done it first and more urgently.

Or at least are broadly drawn to "hard man" leaders, which they somehow consider Trump to be.

That is fantastic.

Only if you ask me out for a drink first.

Couldn't watch this one, you had me fucking worried