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Katie Hopkins on the radio talking about Jeremy Clarkson. It's like an advert for emigration.

essembee's boss and colleagues after the phone call

No no no, lunch was Hoisin Crispy Duck. The producer was called Dave.

Outstanding.

The UK's Eurovision entry is, of course, an abomination: ...but the internet quickly managed to improve it:

I hope they qualify, that'll already be enough of a shitstorm.

Whoever smelt it, dealt it

It's no Mando/Stevie Wonder, but...

I wouldn't fuck anything with a legume.

Sorry to hear Stevie, wishing you all the strength you need.

My condolences Stevie.

Tell you what, let's not.

Yugoslav new wave.

meanwhile:

Ah, there they are. I'll be at their press conferences in Vienna if anyone wants me to ask them a question on TT's behalf...

The SNP are the big question mark at the minute, it's hard to imagine it being quite the landslide the polls suggest but Scotland is different like that. Interesting times ahead. I know the Lib Dems have made some poor choices in coalition, but if several elections down the line we still haven't had another majority government then it might start to relativise that a bit.

This time it'll be "I'll probably need to go into coalition with Nick so I'd better be nice to him"

Got one of these in the veg box last week: Massive bugger, absolute pain to prepare. Just chucked about a kilo of it into a vat of an improvised Moroccan-ish spicy chicken and couscous hotpot type thing. Turned out decently, but definitely the most orange meal I've ever eaten (and I've binged on a 14-pack of Wotsits from Family Bargains after one voddy & tonic too many).

Oh hell

Too right. It's Person Of Colorni nowadays.

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Mohammeds & Spudmunchers?