Meenzer

I just made and enjoyed a kale, banana, sunflower seed and honey smoothie. Kill me now.

Using a gif from the last time England were in a WC final. Nice touch.

Don't worry, cricket will still be boring.

http://www.classicfm.com/discover/music/bizarre-performance-directions/

http://www.digitiser2000.com/main-page/the-mans-daddy-top-gear-jokes

Meanwhile, deep down inside:

A low-level shout-out to the Lib Dems for their 404 page...

Gemmill finding new and innovative ways of pushing his pro-robotics agenda.

Damn, I didn't have that one on my Parky bingo card.

A nearly indetectable, earthy zest is exactly what every meal is missing.

See also: boycotts

FYP

Looking at it objectively, I suppose it's better that this was because of one isolated nutjob rather than a fundamental flaw in the design of one of the world's most popular aircraft or suchlike... although I suppose it just highlights a fundamental flaw in crew behaviour and post-9/11 air protocol instead, as mentioned above, so... Reasonably certain Parky will find a way of blaming this on the German way of life and/or women within 24 hours btw.

I thought the whole issue was that they knew he was.

It continues: http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2015/mar/26/football-quiz-name-career-stat-snapshot?CMP=twt_gu

It gets better - the original version and a "dance" "remix" were in the top 10 simultaneously.

Eilidh McKellar?

Molljeanne? Some people deserve to choke.

I'm disappointed by the lack of "drongo"