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Aye, that at least has turned out as predicted. I presume their second one is Farage, though.

Shy Tory factor at work throughout the entire polling season? That's gotta hurt. Particularly in light of the utter absence of shy Toryism on here.

It's the git that keeps on giving

:lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, that's priceless.

Among other things, yep. Do Parkrun (5k) most Saturdays and a couple of gym sessions during the week. Was knocking out 10k runs semi-regularly around the turn of the year but I've lost the motivation recently, and it's harder to fuel for longer runs when you're also calorie-counting, but I might try getting back into it over the summer. There's distinct peer pressure on me to sign up for a half-marathon or longer, so...

Right. This is my last day at work before a wedding in Edinburgh this weekend, followed by a week in the Eurovision press centre in Vienna with infinite free cake then a week on holiday with the boys in Fuengirola, so I'm going to be a total lass about this (#sorrynotsorry) and post my current weight in here - just under 78kg - in the hope that it'll subsequently shame me into tackling the tons I'll be putting back on in the meantime. I swear I used to have fun, nowadays it's just the occasional Tangfastics blowout.

That's the most barmy thing of all. "They're all the same these days, but you should definitely vote for this one!"

Twitter, the pic cuts off the "h" of https://twitter.com/cartoonralph for some reason!

Fucking hell.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/maggyvaneijk/up-and-down-here-we-go#.pcZN8AgXm1

https://twitter.com/chris_coltrane/status/595878836505616384/photo/1

I'm career minded insofar as I wouldn't mind having one if only I was a bit less lazy.

As he's basically said, it's because he sees supporting a political party as being like supporting a football team. The wider ramifications of "Dave" vs. "Red Ed" are utterly lost on him beyond waving his blue scarf around his head and cheering on "his" side. Meanwhile, obviously the "do yourself a favour, vote Labour" rhyme has got me humming old Kwik Save jingles now.

https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.101193124 Put your money where your cherry tomato is.

The violin-playing cunt.

I had it taped off Metro Radio, between The Damned's "Eloise" and something or other by Madonna.

(repeat)

But Farage told us the BBC stacks its audiences with evil lefties. Now I don't know who to believe!

I've loved this long time: ...but don't know their other stuff well at all. Time for a Spotify sesh, I think.

Bloody love that song.

Meanwhile: https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/594074535785275392/video/1

Except his lass. #nopressure