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Usually about 7-10 days for me but occasional ones seem to take longer (usually where customs are involved). If he's accidentally put insufficient postage on it then it might have gone surface mail, which would certainly be one explanation for the delay...

I've just made rhubarb crumble*. *not a euphemism as far as I know

I think you just threw that in because you're you more than because of anything CT said.

The Woman's Own of sports literature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zulhqZQn8F4#t=17s

It's certainly helped shift the holiday weight. (CT, I am not recommending this as a WeightWatchers alternative)

My mood is glorious. Only just recovering from a bastard of a two-week stomach bug, and now I've done my Achilles tendon so I'm hobbling around like a right one. At least the two didn't overlap or I'd basically have had to live in the bathroom.

Sometimes a song can travel...

Swiss don't lie.

This is still available (including as an mp3) if you fancy a listen: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02twm8v

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/kanye-west-glasto-subtitles-lol?bftw&utm_term=4ldqpgm#.qtp71bp8E6

Bingo wingman.

There's not a great deal you're going to be able to do about your height at this stage. Well, other than maybe (EDIT: No, I don't know why there's a tiger and a dinosaur either. )

I woodn't

Send on Charisteas.

Ian Marsh's Database

It's the internationally recognised preferred format for cheese.

You will when you see what he calls woman footballers.

The wheels have come off the negotiations.

...photos of meals for two, "oh well, I'll just have to eat it all"...