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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

They did the catering.

Three out of the five weekends of May this year were weddings. The other two were Eurovision. It was exhausting, but fabulously exhausting.

It's good, but it's no Air Koryo burger

@@Gemmill https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=30&v=jHFBltF44uo

http://paintwithdonaldtrump.com/

Just call it carb-loading for next year's GNR already Here it's a lentil curry and roti. Parp.

You forgot to call him "Cisse the Cunt" twice.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trayvon_Martin

Much like Nirvana then.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Or rock it until you've tried it. Or go to Timbuktu until you've tried it.

No point if you're prone to following through.

Wrong thread mate

I've never particularly thought there was anything waiting for us or any grand purpose to life, but an absence of belief doesn't stop you from trying to live like a generally decent person, being canny to others and leaving the place a bit better off than when you turned up. Of course I'm not sure how sitting in front of a computer for most of the day helps me to actually achieve this lofty aim, but that's a different matter.

Won free tickets to Carrie Underwood next week, which isn't exactly in the Public Enemy league, but I'll take it

We had a teacher who tried to use drink to get in your drawers, but that's a different matter.

They're telling me that sofa needs a controlled detonation

Creative recycling

Communistic bicycles

Fickle Mags.

"Nur, uh's gäääääääh!" Not the most attractive accent really.