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Don't knock it until you've tried it. Or rock it until you've tried it. Or go to Timbuktu until you've tried it.

No point if you're prone to following through.

Wrong thread mate

I've never particularly thought there was anything waiting for us or any grand purpose to life, but an absence of belief doesn't stop you from trying to live like a generally decent person, being canny to others and leaving the place a bit better off than when you turned up. Of course I'm not sure how sitting in front of a computer for most of the day helps me to actually achieve this lofty aim, but that's a different matter.

Won free tickets to Carrie Underwood next week, which isn't exactly in the Public Enemy league, but I'll take it

We had a teacher who tried to use drink to get in your drawers, but that's a different matter.

They're telling me that sofa needs a controlled detonation

Creative recycling

Communistic bicycles

Fickle Mags.

"Nur, uh's gäääääääh!" Not the most attractive accent really.

They seemed very aware of being on camera at first. At least I hope that was it, because christ, if that's their actual personalities...

I think we mainly focused on Macbeth and To Kill A Mockingbird for the exams. And a lot of WWI (sorry, WW1) poetry. Obviously read a bunch of other stuff from the syllabus too but can I fuck remember any of it.

And to think Katie Price reckoned she was breaking new ground

CHOON

My Russian pretty much starts and finishes with this, but I can only approve of the sentiment.

Hey, there's the legendary taxi on Street View! Not sure about that jocular font on the rear windscreen, mind.

Odds for him to score 2 are already pretty decent, providing you can live with the pain when* he gets 3.

Magnetic beans would be better. Dig a hole, plant them, wait two weeks, get the metal detector out, PAYDIRT!

Rustling up a vat of this old standard today, with added chick peas and pumpkin seeds because it's not middle-class enough already

That's because you're off your tits