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Kevin Mbabu built the pyramids.

Just as long as you reign in the excrement.

A few kilos heavier than I was before the weekend, thanks to Edinburgh. Apparently the "ScotDog", a hot dog topped with haggis and served with gravy, is a thing. I had to try it several times just to be sure.

He wasn't foreign or a Mackem

Ronnie and Reggie's show-stopping closer to Act One:

He would be if his name is Danny 'The Wanker' Murphy. That's nominative determinism right there.

Fair.

Crikey. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/23/hinkley-point-squandermania-george-osborne-china?CMP=share_btn_tw

Twist the knife, why don't you... http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/24/newcastle-united-1995-entertainers-kevin-keegan-book-extract

http://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2015/sep/22/seven-scientific-facts-to-ruin-childhood

Hang on, are you Niall or Biffa?

Because there's lots of funny pisstaking of you in it.

It is, you can, it is, they would

"deers and emu's"

King Henry

Short career, the options were limited

East Of Boldon

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11883201/Amateur-metal-detectorist-to-be-British-Museum-star-after-finding-priceless-relic-mistaken-for-coffee-pot-lid.html Inspired or hugely jealous?

Ouch

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