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Bit harsh on CT, that.

http://xkcd.com/1608/

Singular, career-length

Germany just nominated their Eurovision entrant for next year then withdrew him a few days later after people kicked off at his lyrics and worldviews, which include some anti-Rothschild content. So that was nice.

CocKKKnocker, amirite

http://www.steinbierkeller.com/newcastle/ One of their weekday offer nights is "Dam Buster Tuesdays". Keeping it real.

I'd have said a GPS running watch but I rather unexpectedly got one of those for my birthday, so now I'm a bit stumped. Mainly looking forward to chilling out with the in-laws and eating them out of snacks and home, tbh.

Further proof that Uber is admirably Thatcherite.

Large number of people in "are cunts" shocker. Welcome to the world.

The fella's away this weekend so I've been dusting off some DVDs that have been sat on the shelf for ages. Watched Mud, which I really took a shine to. Very atmospheric. Then started watching Koktebel, but turned it off after ten minutes because literally nothing had happened. Very beautiful nothing, so I'll definitely go back to it, but I need to be in a different frame of mind when it comes to Difficult Arthouse Stuff. So now I'm watching the Bundesliga instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UOCbcYwM_w

Aye, no doubting his talent but he should be getting Sissoko levels of criticism when it comes to anonymity

https://vine.co/v/iuYQwEhrmjD Mascot lined up with the teams and solemnly bowed his head for the Marseillaise too.

Cheers, chaps. I would love to own pretty much every single product advertised in Viz.

Someone needs to make cherry tomato baubles.

In a similar vein, I bought the fella this for his birthday, which pretty much makes me the world's best nerdfriend

Sensationally camp.