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http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/28/boxer-and-father-of-ten-says-he-was-drugged-after-gay-porn-video-emerges-5466309/?ito=facebook

You won't believe how much a pint costs, either.

Christ http://www.digitiser2000.com/main-page/18-nightmarish-baby-cakes

The next five gigs I have lined up are the Mountain Goats, Therapy?, Jason Isbell, Gretchen Peters and the Dixie Chicks, four of whom I've seen before (three of them numerous times). And there'll probably be the C2C festival in there too, the headliners being... people I've mostly seen before. #stagnation

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-34646434 Little things, but the kind of things that ordinary people can actually perceive. Might make a difference?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/people-are-attacking-this-restaurants-facebook-after-their-s?bffbmain&utm_term=.xsogaA78a#.tlY0d87Rd

So I clicked a "19 Food Hacks That Will Turn You Into A Master Chef" link on Facebook (because that's how bored I am), and guess what the first one is? http://www.oola.com/cooking-tips/7609/19-food-hacks-that-will-turn-you-into-a-master-chef

Pirlo. https://vine.co/v/eYBluZg75r0

What is this "perspective" you speak of...? Glad you're okay mate.

Good. Volunteering at Junior Parkrun in the morning so I'll need all the sleep I can get.

I've got a lot of things I could say about this, but I'm not going to do so in a thread entitled "Feminazis".

The state of the internet man.

I particularly like the special economic zone they negotiated, so they get to farm a really narrow strip of the ocean.

Yeah, I can deal with that for most muscle groups, but there's something about the glutes...

I keep trying to introduce hill shuttles into my routine because I know it'll help with parkrun and endurance generally, but christ the pain a day or two afterwards.

Glad to hear all the bad stuff is going to

Well done. I'm fluctuating around 12 stone myself now, though as a metric man it's the golden 75kg barrier that I'm still striving towards. Just might leave it till after... ooh, Christmas or so.

The Israelis I know are mostly fat arrogant gays.

Anyone fancy talking about the new Star Wars?

I can't be bothered to photoshop a cherry tomato into that, so let's just pretend I did and made a joke about CT.