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Jewels remain still cleaming

Or Paula Deen. Same end result really.

Yes. You can play the melody here.

I suppose you might want to eliminate the residual possibility of actually taking a shit in the next fortnight.

If only there were a pictorial clue to help solve this poser.

The culinary mecca that is Wigan. (Don't worry, I'm not actually there.)

Can't say I'm not tempted.

https://vine.co/v/OttYwedqW3j

Robbie Savage would have a thing or two to say about that.

That's what you get for being bi-winning.

Sex AIDS.

Next thing he'll be getting briefs for that Briefs show. http://www.southbankcentre.co.uk/whatson/briefs-90030

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/nov/11/david-cameron-letter-cuts-oxfordshire

...that the 15,000th topic in General Chat would be a profound one. But nooooo. Congratulations everybody - we have collectively spouted a grand load of toss over the years.

Catalogue shopping, CT-style. "Quite fancy a wee tipple. And a great big slab of cow."

Was just going to say.

They do tend to stay with you.

That's led me to this. I want them all, right now. (At those prices too.)

Always is.

Medium-mild for this one, since it's more of a lunchtime winter warmer. Would normally chuck in some slit green chillies from the Sri Lankan corner shop for a kick though.

Brown basmati rice too.

Grim day, grim week, so a vat of chick pea, lentil, mushroom and spinach curry is the only way forward. Parp.

In Latvia it's always 1988.

The Latvians said 2003

I insist.