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I'll be at Barnsley in 2018.

Watching the Albanian Eurovision final while in a live chat with Betfair customer service about when they're going to pay out the "top TV show on Christmas Day" market. I think I need to go back to work.

Can't fault the accuracy of his Lewis Hamilton impression, then.

Have a good one everybody. Peace, love and sparkly drinks!

And most people in Landan don't want it anyway.

I'd if I thought you were clever enough to make a joke.

Much like going for a poo-poo like a big boy before leaving the house, I think you've forgotten something here.

All the more reason to be suspicious of her handling your sausages

I've never trusted her, divine though her recipe for honey, sesame oil and soy sauce-roasted cocktail sausages may be.

You is kind, you is smart, you is important, you mother is a hideous money-grabbing ogre

Harrison Ford Dog is displeased with you.

Standard Swedish Christmas fare.

"I'll detect what's in your undergrowth if you detect what's in mine."

I'd forgotten about that post! "Oh Jamie. Squeeze my spuds, Jamie. The way you do it is to die for, Jamie."

And if you've got any left over come the 26th and beyond: http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2011/jan/19/brussels-sprout-chorizo-barley-hotpot-recipe-marcus-wareing (though that could easily be adapted as a Christmas side dish too - ditch the barley, but some chorizo and soy sauce would seem an obvious way of tarting things up)

Only 19% of Democrats though, so that's a relief.

Ze only vay is Ethics.

It went well. Knocked a couple of minutes off my PB then stuffed myself with pork belly at the pub afterwards. Merry bloody Christmas.

Barry McGuigan's dad used to sing "Danny Boy" in the ring before his fights. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSH8Cngw47Y#t=5m43s He also sang for Ireland at Eurovision 1968, but Cliff Richard delivered the knockout blow.

Watmore does he have to do to get your attention?

I remember him (and Lynam) being properly gutted when Sir Les scored that last-minute equaliser against Chelsea in the Cup. They cut back to the studio and it was like someone had died. Chin like a slapped arse.

Hang on, is that what you think we think you think?