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The fella's away this weekend so I've been dusting off some DVDs that have been sat on the shelf for ages. Watched Mud, which I really took a shine to. Very atmospheric. Then started watching Koktebel, but turned it off after ten minutes because literally nothing had happened. Very beautiful nothing, so I'll definitely go back to it, but I need to be in a different frame of mind when it comes to Difficult Arthouse Stuff. So now I'm watching the Bundesliga instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UOCbcYwM_w

Aye, no doubting his talent but he should be getting Sissoko levels of criticism when it comes to anonymity

https://vine.co/v/iuYQwEhrmjD Mascot lined up with the teams and solemnly bowed his head for the Marseillaise too.

Cheers, chaps. I would love to own pretty much every single product advertised in Viz.

Someone needs to make cherry tomato baubles.

In a similar vein, I bought the fella this for his birthday, which pretty much makes me the world's best nerdfriend

Sensationally camp.

Out on pens in the quarter-final as usual.

No no, do carry on.

Tasty.

Aww. Just for you, then: I'm 37. I view it as a nothingy kind of age at which no one expects anything of you.

Explains why he finally went and got a job.

If only there were a clue on TT to help solve this poser. (And thanks. )

Ee, thanks. Yous are all lush.

very good (but bad)

I know what it is really, but my brain keeps reading that as "Come On You Big Irish..." and then being all "well it's not Cunts, what is it?"