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Aye. Was all about Tim Peake this year.

14st by February?

CT's mind will be blown.

Aye, I really enjoyed it too. Must have read the book as a kid but I'd forgotten what happened, which helped.

It's in French. About it being launched in Germany and the UK.

Having a couple of friends over for chilli, wine and bad TV. That'll do. Hope you lot all have a fine 2016.

Just for you troops

What a man though. R.I.P.

I'll be at Barnsley in 2018.

Watching the Albanian Eurovision final while in a live chat with Betfair customer service about when they're going to pay out the "top TV show on Christmas Day" market. I think I need to go back to work.

Can't fault the accuracy of his Lewis Hamilton impression, then.

Have a good one everybody. Peace, love and sparkly drinks!

And most people in Landan don't want it anyway.

I'd if I thought you were clever enough to make a joke.

Much like going for a poo-poo like a big boy before leaving the house, I think you've forgotten something here.

All the more reason to be suspicious of her handling your sausages

I've never trusted her, divine though her recipe for honey, sesame oil and soy sauce-roasted cocktail sausages may be.

You is kind, you is smart, you is important, you mother is a hideous money-grabbing ogre

Harrison Ford Dog is displeased with you.

Standard Swedish Christmas fare.

"I'll detect what's in your undergrowth if you detect what's in mine."

I'd forgotten about that post! "Oh Jamie. Squeeze my spuds, Jamie. The way you do it is to die for, Jamie."