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Ah, the middle option then. Looks like we're going to the Costa del Sol instead, apparently they're a less discerning crowd there.

Second-choice villa has issues with us and isn't making it entirely clear whether it's because we're all guys, all gays or both. This is going well, then.

https://twitter.com/TOTPFacts/status/688084659595546624/photo/1

It looks a bit nicer than those other two, aye, though I do quite like the deserted film set vibe in Costa Teguise. Unfortunately in the meantime we've discovered that the map on the page for the villa we were going to book was completely wrong and the place is actually way out on the other side of town and half an hour's walk from any shops, so it's back to the spreadsheet we go.

Looks like Lanzarote has got the 'douze points'. Playa Blanca, haven't been down that end of the island before but it looks canny enough.

Not since 1987. There was a Coventry City gloryhunter at poolside.

Since he's a Mackem, I find it hard to believe there's any doubt.

essembee'd your post

And something for CT to compensate

Depends how tender he was.

Click the flag for an English version. I'd struggle with some of the vocabulary anyway.

It's certainly a state.

Nar (though that would have made it even less of a pub night )

4pm kickoff, wasn't it?

All about how he was made to do extra training because he was a lazy cunt over Christmas. Promising.

Trying the local cuisine on holiday is always a calculated risk.

My parents are finally cancelling. I never thought I'd see the day.

Henri Saivet

Narrowed it down to the Costa del Sol or Lanzarote for the multinational Eurovision week flamer-fest. There have been spreadsheets.

Absolutely nailed on that CT's favourite Bowie song is "Dancing In The Street" btw

Bloke.