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Yeah but

A cunt?

Boris is foreign secretary :lol: :lol:

Brief moment of terror thanks to the captioning department...

Corbyn's on the ballot. So Corbyn will win.

At first glance - standard platitudes, nowt much of relevance. Hint of past tense in references to Newcastle (amid praise for the fans etc.) but I suppose you'd expect that.

Remember the suspicion with which Owen Hargreaves was treated. "But he hasn't played in the Premier League, how do we know if he's good?"

A Swede called Susan. It's just not right.

The anti-intellectualism thing is nowt new really though. Le Saux was gay because he was a reader.

That entire thread, seriously

i could have a full head of hair if I wanted to. Your evidence is circumstantial.

Less Meat Loaf, more

Karaoke is great in the right company (and awful in the wrong). Had a fine night in a quiet resort town in Lanzarote in 2009, there were only maybe a dozen of us in the bar, by the end of the evening me and a granny from Lancashire were shouting "Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?" at each other from a distance of about 10 centimetres. Life.

I blame Rudolph Moshammer.

I like my coffee like I don't like my men. Big, black and strong.

More of a twink fan?

Wait, am I being slow and "my arse heat" means something I don't know it means? Please don't tell me I'm out of touch with gay slang or something, I'll have to ask Parky for a lesson.

If only your autocorrect was

Business model-wise, a gay bar with conflicting decor is akin to a bacon sandwich stall in Ramallah.

Hadn't worked that out, cheers

I'm a bad gay, I spent Pride weekend stomping around some rainy hills in Wales instead. (Dressed as a puppy dog in leather, obviously.)