Meenzer

They look like Easter Island heads

I'd have gone with the Sunderland Metropolitan Borough myself

Even better - they were leftovers from poppy day

Joelinton swearing is one of my favourite things

First they decorate the bar for us, then they score the goals for us. Very generous.

David In A Six-Foot Hole, more like

Even a stopped cock

Time for a bewwwwwwwcuott

People not really laughing at a Ricky Gervais routine is hardly news, mind

Fucking hell, I'd forgotten the dossier made it as far as the Chronic https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/30000-hitz-1524241

Complete with shoddily Babelfish-translated website at loerrach-zeitung.de. Das waren die Tage, waren sie es nicht?

I suspect that entire sentence is a syop

Any team will do.

My mother kindly fell down the stairs shortly before Christmas in order to pick up every bug that's going round the Freeman instead. No broken bones, remarkably, just bruised pride and a fair dose of cabin fever. She's still in there but that's mainly because none of the specialists who could discharge her have been in much over Christmas and New Year.

About two foot of empty cans and pizza boxes in his global corporate HQ a.k.a. WeWork cubicle

Far be it from me to suggest that you get all your talking points from YouTube videos, but...

More likely:

Deploy the Phoebe

Career-wise, what's the difference?