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It's minted dumpkins now, Grandad.

#ProjectFear

That reminds me, we just booked up for a cheap-and-cheerful Lanzarote jaunt in mid-December. (Sorry.) Usual old haunt in Costa Teguise, basically just an excuse to read a pile of books, eat a ton of seafood and turn up to Christmas still significantly paler than the Australian wing of the family, the bassas.

As long as someone's watching his arse, he'll be fine.

Daring.

Would.

Thank you! Greatly appreciated

Helped cause the refugee flow that helped lose him the referendum. Cracking strategy, Gromit.

Well, that's what the Bilderberg Group wants us to believe...

...it would be terrible

He'd heard that CT had rejected the Cameron doctrine. Onward and upward.

This stuff, mainly: http://www.slavorum.org/12-awesome-yugoslav-covers-of-us-classics-you-need-to-hear/

A decent rentboy would bring his own. (Stevie, I hope you're taking notes.)

How am I supposed to make a prediction if nobody gives us any information on their recent attacking and defensive record?

Ask Stevie

That's very kind of you, cheers. You've got me thinking now actually, what's the - if not actively terrible - strangest charity I've ever seen someone run/fundraise for...

"because" not "but", surely... I blame the charities themselves for promoting JG alongside VMG. They're their own worst enemies...

Because you haven't had enough of Toontastic veterans doing things for charity this year, I've foolishly signed up to run the Royal Parks Half Marathon, which takes place exactly a month from today. I'm doing it to raise money for Parkinson's UK, because it's a dead good cause that's close to my heart and all that stuff. If you fancy supporting me with a donation, I'd be really grateful - my fundraising page (including sexy running pics) is here: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/faulknmd I can't promise your money will go towards anything as concrete (arf) as cement and wheelbarrow tyres, nor will my photos be as evocative as Cath's lush ones from Peru, but you'll be helping to make a difference to people with Parkinson's and the people who support them, so that's canny. And either way, encouraging words and/or abuse will be greatly appreciated as I start to ramp up the training, so don't be shy.

Rop out with your cop out!

There are worse ways to go.

Scrap that, can't be faffed with Corbynista logic. This is why I prefer local politics, I can deal with dogshit and potholes.

Watching the Labour leadership Question Time special, for some reason. Already losing the will to live.

And still calling himself a rentboy, like he does with that pic of himself as a bairn at school. What are we supposed to infer from this? Congrats Stevie, you big owld sulky everything-phobe - hope you make her very happy.