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Ryder would be utterly baffled by the concept of teetotalism mind

The "Lol." is just exquisite.

I sense a sitcom in the offing...

I want the next place to be long-term, if not necessarily "forever", but I suppose you never know what your neighbours are going to be like.

This plus its comment thread are a decent read.

Dude needs to liberate his virginity.

Liberal elites hating on the ordinary white man again.

In the original "Sim City" back in the day, you could cheat the game into giving you more money by setting your city's tax rate to 0% from January to November, thereby enticing loads of people to move to your city, then whacking it up to the maximum 20% right at the end of the year. The game would then give you the money for your inflated population as if the rate had been 20% all year. Slash to 0% again in January, and repeat. Someone was obviously taking notes.

White undercrackers?

Džeko red card against Greece tonight. https://twitter.com/CB_Ignoranza/status/797913222812573696/video/1

All that hatemongering just for the sake of power? Who'd have thought it?

Including January 20 to September 11, 2011.

https://twitter.com/dustytrink/status/797143832802553857/photo/1

That was beautiful. All the more so for being so avoidable.

Tom Waits next, on Christmas Day, just to curl one final turd onto the dinner plate that is 2016.

That's a relief.

אני רוצה, אני רוצה מלפפון

Money is an illusion

Hey, what have I done to deserve that?

Some people are just obsessed.

I'm obviously concerned about the impact it might have on friends there - one is a gay Muslim who fled the Bosnian war in the assumption that the US would be a safer place - but you have to think and hope that the structures of government will de-fang Trump somewhat (and just wait and see what happens with his more rabid supporters in the meantime). Otherwise there's nowt you can do really - America's always going to be a bit different and a bit more shooty - and while ridiculing the electorate is part of the problem that led us here in the first place, ridiculing and finding gallows humour in the absurdity of the situation is totally valid and pretty much how I deal with everything in life anyway, so bring it on.

http://talkradio.co.uk/news/donald-trump-will-do-deal-britain-unlike-loathsome-creature-obama-says-nigel-farage-1611106451 Lovely to see fine upstanding individuals like these being able to claim the high ground. We've all taken back control.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-reasons-trumps-rise-that-no-one-talks-about/