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Terrible news for Martin Levy (is he still around? )

Bananarama are touring. Now that matters.

I'm all too familiar with Milo because every university LGBT society has one. Usually they grow out of it though.

Cyclists who crawl through red lights as if that somehow makes it less of an offence

This is how many ordinary people see 'the right': ...and still they're happy to vote for the cunts.

Nah, it was more important to signal my virtue.

Sorry, deleted that because I realised I shouldn't be joking about it. Now that's cisgender guilt.

Can we just agree to describe the Blair government as a Labour-Tory coalition? Seems like that's the overall impact it had, and everyone was left broadly unsatisfied no matter which side you belong to. Proper coalition in other words.

Is it ?

The foodstore's got worse. Too many own-brands. I've ended up paying through the nose at this Scandinavian deli near Oxford Circus for things I used to be able to get for near-market value in Croydon or Gateshead. It's a jävla bloody outrage and no mistake.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39641822/why-gay-french-men-are-voting-far-right A refreshing rejection of identity politics.

So far so good.

This is why we let them in the EU. A thing of wondrous beauty.

BREASTS

It's all cheery news this morning, but anyway, just heard that Ugo Ehiogu has died after collapsing yesterday. No age at all really. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39664839

Well this is an odd turn of events: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39664212

I don't know if this is a typo but it seems about right.

The first rule of the secret forum is you do not talk about the secret forum. The second rule of the secret forum is "nee lasses".

Gefilte Fish.

The idea that Labour would consider a coalition after years of flinging "FibDem" mud, honestly.

PROJECT FEAR KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON DEVELOPING INNOVATIVE JAMS