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If you circumnavigated the globe, would that count? Because, y'know, you can do that. It just takes a bit more effort than posting on the internet.

Do or do not. There is no try.

Am I free to go in the same direction until I end up exactly where I started?

Big Mother is watching you (and your button mushroom porn search history) http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

The Labour posters they're putting up around here are all "Re-elect Vicky Foxcroft" with any mention of Labour banished to a tiny mention in the corner. Seems to be the year for it. Though in this case it's presumably because they know people see her as a good local MP but think any association with Corbyn would be toxic in a 70% remain area.

If there was a realistic chance of the Lib Dems being anything more than a fringe party, they'd (have to) adopt a different tack on immigration, but as it stands, going hard on it would alienate what voter base they still have, so there we are.

Cornflakes are a perfectly acceptable option for both meals tbh

And we're sending our love down the well....

All knowledge is unknowable. Be your own encyclopaedia.

To paraphrase the old jingle, I haven't heard it in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages.

We don't need to spend all that money on sending wolfy to space. He doesn't believe Antarctica exists. That's a much cheaper fix. Someone get a Kickstarter going.

Buzz Aldrin had the right idea

I'm also suspicious of people who choose to walk on a clean bit of pavement when they could be stepping in dogshit. It's just too convenient.

All going to plan, then.

The Canary Islands have a bigger population than Slovenia. Explain that.

Sanjaya is love.

Trump never stood a chance of benefiting anyone other than Trump. That he managed to sell this as some kind of revolution/rebellion against the status quo is to his strategists' eternal credit.

Increasingly convinced that wolfy is actually Eliza. It would make a lot of sense.

Prove it

I thought the universe had forgotten about that French version of "Can't Change Me", but nope, it was just taking its time to mete out its punishment. That's a fucker though.

Can someone explain to me how this ship is HOVERING IN MID-AIR

Fails to land the ending, but still quite cute

The crew are plummeting to their deaths, duh. That's why you'd never catch wolfy being dumb enough to get on board the HMS Empirical Evidence, just in case.