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It's all about the angle, see.

I could have told you (etc)

You should see what I've got planned for Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch.

I could have told you that and saved you the effort.

tbh if the weather's decent I might just peel off to North Wales after the Lakes instead and go play the arcades in Rhyl or something.

Going back to the Peak District conversation from the previous page, I'm still not mega sold on the (circular) walking options in the area so I reckon I'm going to split my September yomp between the Lakes - Helvellyn (still haven't done it) plus revisiting a few old favourites like Castle Crag/Borrowdale - and maybe just one big stomp around somewhere in the Peaks on my way back to smelly London. This currently gets my vote, seems to tick a lot of the boxes.

It's worked well for her so far.

Oh

And then our new leader can break their promise and call another early election to get a "mandate" and we get to do this all over again!

They're hiring skilled negotiators? What the actual FUCK?

That and lynard syknard.

I see strong and stable Theresa has executed a strong and stable U-turn

And yet you understand how it definitely doesn't work. That's clever.

Good call.

"Turkey!"

My dad worked for NEEB, if that helps

Also depends on where they're closing the gap, obviously.

You mean you don't have a string theory?

How do you know string exists?

If you stay crouched down, you're legally blind and can claim benefits.

Stanislav Petrov should have just followed orders. It would have been a welcome relief.

Don't be ridiculous, animals can't stand up or be members of gentlemen's clubs.

Because you'd be doing it north to south. Ah HAH!