Meenzer

M&S are closing in central Peterborough and pointing people at the branch they've got on a retail park on the ring road instead. Same issue - fine if you're mobile, but not much use if you're not, and meanwhile the high street withers. I don't know what you do about that in the face of internet shopping and a general economic downturn though.

Joy Oladokun at the Union Chapel on Friday night was absolutely smashing.

@Kid Dynamite Vaping ✅

I prefer my heal food to be homeopathic. Almost no calories in the memory of water.

Checks out.

Ask the uncle.

"It’s 50 bucks for meeting some of the most insane people on Earth"

OK fine, Wykiki Toon it is.

All right, Chris Huhne

Kemi Badenoch?

It's doing the rounds in some of my Twitter circles, but it's possible that

David Irving. 🥳🥂

Anti-abortion, pro-death penalty, only came out to his parents "shortly before his wedding", cites the Old Testament as his favourite book, and lobbies for gambling companies. He seems nice.

He wasn't sacked by Sunderland after twelve matches, I can tell them that much.

Be fair, some of his hatreds are quite rational.

Arewba

No new stadium on the river where they used to (etc), anyway:

I've shelled out and bought the fella a Valentine's meal deal from Asda, so I can confirm it isn't

It's like they saw Gateshead and said "that, but smaller and in concrete"

And the mighty Gala Fairydean

Don't name me this way ...ah shite