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Bloated squad innit.

Dortmund site calls it a "binding purchase option" contingent on him featuring "in a certain number of competitive matches", fwiw. No idea if the player's own wishes could torpedo that.

Hmmmmmm.

Yes, I suppose so.

End of the transfer window. (Be a bit harsh otherwise, I suppose.)

You never know, he might learn something.

He's an expert. Unlike Farage.

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Come on, come on.

My bedroom band have made $4.28 on Spotify. World domination awaits.

Not bad. On a British commuter train they wouldn't have even bothered with the exterior.

Don't think you can really compare Hungary and Romania when it comes to poverty like (doesn't change the flaws in the comment or the fact Orban is a fascist cunt though )

At the risk of petard-hoisting, does my Garmin count?

Genuinely thought this kind of thing was reserved for bland businessmen who go sailing.

Howay, Torremolinos is an insult to refugee camps.

All dodgy as fuck.

France but near a border could be worse. Best of both worlds.

Porn names. Absolute porn names.

Gladiator-tastic.

"Blatant!"

We've got multiple instances of Milo and Arlo among the junior parkrun crowd. Pretty sure those are dairy companies.