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It'll take ages for the queue to reach the Boldons. No problem.

I'm torn, because I think ghee does make a difference, but you can recreate some of that takeaway curry smell by chucking some asafoetida, fenugreek powder and brown mustard seeds in right at the start of proceedings (after the oil, before the onions) and that tends to be enough to kid the brain into not realising it's getting a healthier but possibly less authentic version of the end dish. (And fresh coriander is a gimme, yes.) Either way, eliminating ghee is obviously better for you in the long run, and I say that as something of a

It's basically fascism.

Again, I cannot stress this enough - CT is still trying to work out how to explain to his kids that he's voted away their future on a whim. Everything he says needs to be viewed through that prism.

A significant positive shock from cooperating with our nearest neighbours instead of telling them to fuck off?

bath? coffee?

Hug a hoodie (unless they're Hungarian)

Shit, CT's been over there doing a propaganda drive

This is old, but it did the rounds again recently when the qualifiers were on and it's still a really good read: https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2012/feb/15/forgotten-story-17-november-1993

In that vein, made this tonight, fairly straightforward (preemptively cut out the vegetable stock though, it'd have been swimming in liquid otherwise, a splash of water to loosen up the spices was enough). Brown basmati rice, lime pickle, onion parathas from the freezer aisle at Asda, Bob's your uncle or aunt depending on how they choose to identify.

Parky is only homosexual when he's on drugs, so that reduces the risk by 50% right away.

Said it before, will keep saying it until I run out of breath - the whole ludicrous concept of "taking back control", by definition, means giving more power to our demonstrably useless parliamentarians. Why would anyone want to?

fyp

Yeah, seems to have been something of a (very) open secret that he'd not exactly been looking after himself on that front. Sad news nonetheless, I know he hadn't been active much of late but he was a reliably funny and absurd comedy presence amid the wave of 90s Loaded laddishness.

Fewerming.

The Torygraph really needs to stop talking Britain down, bunch of dirty saboteurs that they are.

Ifmrsgloomtoldthetruthaboutdrgloomsmusictasteforonedayhisworldwouldfallapart

WE ARE ALL COMPLETELY FUCKED

It's all about intersectionality.

Can we compromise on "rape-condoney"?

She's a weird one JHB, I'm sure she used to be broadly all right (within the parameters of "right-leaning commentator out to make a name for herself" anyway), but she seems to have come unhinged the last few years. It's almost like the attention you can get for TELLING IT LIKE IT IS on Twitter is in some way pernicious and addictive.

No it fucking wasn't!