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Bloody Yorkshire people have to shoehorn it into every conversation, don't they...

I fear it's something of a jarring shift in tone to move straight from strawb's news to this... but it's also worth it:

This fucking season

Why so sour though (SOURDOUGH)?

I think nudity (even the welcome kind ) should ideally be behind spoiler tags at least, but we don't have them any more (do we? ) so I took the nucular option. Power mad tbh

You're not wrong

The children made him turn to coke, the coke made him turn to politics, and we're all the worse off for it. The lesson, yet again: children ruin everything.

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10 days into the house-hunting process and already, if I may borrow a wykiki trope, Estate agents ✅

All sympathy to you and yours AH. Life's so randomly unfair sometimes it's a wonder we don't all go crackers.

Or "a Yorkshire couple" for short

I'm sure at least this legend was in attendance.

There's a permanent "model solar system" in one of the villages where I used to go walking regularly when we lived in that London. It's brilliantly underwhelming. https://londonist.com/london/beyond-london/otford-solar-system-walk-sevenoaks-kent-location-where-route My favourite (well, it would be) is Uranus next to the bin next to the bus stop.

Decent

I do!* * okay, so do you lot

I shall have you know I'm so far out of the pineapple closet my closet is the ANANAS from Ikea 🍍

Golden football rule, the longest-held grudges are the most enjoyable

I think it's quite common for non-gamblers to equate "odds" with "likelihood" when they talk about things like this, hence getting high/low the wrong way round.

Sweet flavours paired with spicy flavours can be great tbh, including on a pizza. Any issues with a Hawaiian pizza are as much down to the bland insipid ham as the pineapple.

Fast-forward to the match being postponed because Lewis Hall attaches himself to a goalpost with a cable tie

"These are my principles, and if you don't like them, I have others"

Ah, a meeting of the Young Conservatives

And gaming is supposed to be an escape from real life...