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Just got back from Gran Canaria to find our boiler has packed up. Marvellous.

I wouldn't bet essembee's granny on that

I like chickpeas! And all those third-worlders we bring in to replace the Polish should ensure a steady supply of spices so they might even taste of something. Now that's what I call taking back control... of the kitchen

I hope you follow that by bellowing "...before you go-go!". Every single time she does it.

This gets to the nub of the issue when it comes to achieving some kind of critical mass for exiting Brexit - humans just aren't great at admitting when they've been duped. https://thepinprick.com/2017/11/22/how-long-will-it-take-leave-voters-to-accept-they-were-conned-by-the-brexit-spivs/amp/

Shite writing is better than good writing because only clever people can understand it. Good to know.

If you've got a phone, it's already too late

Perhaps! There's no perhaps about it

Well duh, that's the whole point of the Tories.

Well you know, wysiwyg

Said place is still there. My kind of three-way sausagefest: Highlight of last weekend's trip was this place though. A wings menu as long as your arm and each table themed around some kind of sci-fi nerdery. If the Scotch eventually go ahead with #indyref2 and get to stay in/rejoin the EU while rUK descends into post-Brexit misery, I think Hamburg may have been officially usurped as my future destination of choice.

I had over 3.5 genocides

"Mladić is a slow pisser. If he killed as slowly as he pisses, people could have been much safer." I do like an academic liveblog with a hint of snark.

You're in the town of Crossmolina. Don't make unnecessary journeys, don't take risks on treacherous roads.

Currently diving down all kinds of dark YouTube alleys courtesy of this marvellous piece

Great bunch of lads.

I prefer to think Oasis stopped existing in late 1996.

Buy Bitcoin.

Hey everybody - guess what actually happened?

Pulis gone. Chris Coleman must be delighted.

It's a toughie.

Jana Novotna. Only 49 as well.

It's the will of his mouth, so it must be respected.