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I'm seeing Frankie Boyle tonight and I'm expecting it to be every bit as joyous as that

Two Last Starts

Theme tune by George Formby, if I remember correctly. On a river where they currently build the boats... turned out nice again!

If they were in the top flight, I'm sure they'd refuse our luxury tax contributions to their coffers anyway. Morally superior marra.

Calendars? Just pages and pages of statistics

Couldn't find a bulb of garlic, used a 60W bayonet cap

Be fair on yourself, in this scenario CT would have used advocaat

I'm just laughing now because what else can you do?

Just had to book five separate tickets to get the best fare on a Peterborough-Newcastle return next month. Perfectly normal rail system, definitely not broken at all.

There's one just round the corner from that Wetherspoons he ended up in, for a start. THE PLOT THICKENS.

Coughing and spluttering noises akin to Carragher trying to say "Khvicha Kvaratskhelia"

With the added bonus that you'd be going to the Euros

You're fucking joking

Good news for Dubs, something worse has come along to overshadow that goal. Against Liechtenstein no less.

Absolutely. Inevitably the conspiracy loons are out in force though, because terrorists famously time their attacks to cause the least possible damage to human life.

Have you really even been to Edinburgh if you haven't ended up in the gutter, looking up at the arsefeet?

There's a sizeable proportion of the right in this country that just cannot get its head around the idea that a large number of white people would willingly vote for a Muslim called Khan. So much of this kind of stuff stems from that underlying sense of incomprehension, whatever batshit form (like this) it ends up taking.

It'll also have a Mediterranean climate within a decade, so, swings and roundabouts

11, I think. Although Tallinn was for about four hours in 1994 on a day trip from Helsinki so I'm not sure if it should really count, not least since the old town is probably a bit better looked after nowadays...

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