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Not any more, at least. Some places used to. But usually with similar-age clauses, i.e. broadly designed to protect 13-year-olds against being drugged and fucked by manky old pervs.

Nearest they'll allow themselves to, innit.

I'm easily bought but I still quite like him for this

And thus:

The trailer didn't make me want to investigate any further. As much as anything, the songs seemed like they were going to be fairly glossy and insubstantial.

Better hope it's halal.

You mean Joy ÷, shirley

I hear <Lucy's parents listened to it

Me too

Less Than Lucy is totally an emo band name

Ouch.

No, coming off the colchichine I was given to go along with the first wave of the allopurinol was fine. But then things were nowhere near as rough as they sound like they've been for you (sorry like but it's true!) so I'm not sure it's a useful comparison really...

I mean, the bigger dose part seems right, obviously. Just weird that they didn't repeat a run of colchicine when upping the dose of allopurinol, since you'd think... oh well. They said they'd look at weaning me onto a lower dose of allopurinol eventually, but I still get the first hints of an attack brewing if I've had a week where I've eaten badly, had too much sugar, not had enough water or whatever, it just never goes beyond that thankfully, so I guess it's just another pill for life to add to the pile of pills for life. Hope they can get to the bottom of what's causing yours and at least find you a bit of relief, even if it's something you're stuck with going forward.

That's exactly what they did with me too, fwiw. That's exactly what they shouldn't have done with you, fwiw.

DEFCON Smørrebrød.

Why so angry? Life's what you make it.

In theory that should have worked, a bit like the Norwegian Smash, which is so good as to be addictive #mumsnet. The chocolate in them is really decent though. (Which'll be why they cost upward of 3 quid a bag, I suppose. That and being from Norway.)

Gemmill is gay for May.

We should sign Carlos Kaiser, he'd be a fan legend.

Another leadership challenge then, fun times!

No wonder you spend so much time over here instead.

That's our problem.

Islam dunk da funk