Meenzer

You won. Get over it.

Maybe Corbyn is playing the very, very, very long game.

https://medium.com/@paulbrownUK/the-so-called-worlds-association-football-championship-3f825e7b10e6

Impressive of Neymar to make the cut after sadly dying during the last World Cup.

#MeTwo

And aye, she did really well. The song was never going to do much so at least this way she comes out of it with the credit she deserves, regardless of anything else.

Current mood

Gets a bit scrappy after the Eurotastic key change, but who cares by then. Emo screamo pyro cheeso extravaganza.

@Ant, the ignore function's definitely knacked.

@Ant, I think the ignore function's knacked.

Imagine a newspaper not understanding the irony of its own front page.

Spider experts keep telling me that eating spiders is bad for me. Fearmongers. *eats spider*

They can smell a Tory a mile off down the Soho Road.

I wish they had

No, the show where we chose our entry was two months ago.

I was always a bit suspicious of Sid's snake.

Tonight I will mainly be listening to this and 18 other expertly crafted slices of meaningless Europop over on BBC FOUR.

I'd go and see a Whizzer & Chips movie tbf.

That's why I like running. You get to see the real world and breathe the air - I had a really nice jog along some of the more unloved sections of the Thames Path in the early-morning sunshine today, for example - and you get to see more than you would on a walk for the same amount of time. And then you can eat a fuckload of cake afterwards with no guilt.

Enjoying my running at the minute, with parkrun on Saturdays, a 10k series on Wednesdays at various parks around that London and longer runs sprinkled around when I can, so there's a gym membership getting seriously minimal use as a result. Probably working out at £20 a visit right now. Tough Mudder and its ilk can go whistle. Designed for weirdos who actually liked their school PE teacher.

Turns out some things are worth fearing. Whod have none.

Beautiful prose.

The number of notifications he's going to have if he ever logs in again.

Lets call the whole thing of.

Um.