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With Jones subsequently renaming himself Gurninho

Mind, it's going to be a shame when this decent tournament ends with Brazil boring their way to the title without ever having to hit top gear.

Totally agree with this btw. (Especially the tweet but also what it quotes, tbh, for all Montgomerie is undoubtedly a wazzock)

I've got safety bets on Switzerland and Colombia for tomorrow. Double traitor, no shame.

The best PM of CT's lifetime usually at least gets the chance to actually be PM for a while before he moves on to the next one. Disappointing.

They need us more than we need them. BMWs and champagne!

D'Acqua is good, though you might need to reserve. Hope that helps.

Always lovely to see Portugal out-shithoused.

Not that the criticism is getting to Brazil or anything.

Streamlined your post

Didn't take long!

I was watching this gay NZ comedian recently and he came out (no pun intended) with the line "The idea of sucking deck? Really sixy." It's just not a good accent.

Maybe he lied about how he voted. I've heard it happens.

WHY IT'S ALMOST AS IF....

Except Brazil

Even I've seen about half of them and I used to sit in my room reading atlases instead of watching telly.

Pretty much, aye.

Fussball, bloody hell

Clarification requested

https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2018/6/27/17503790/an-open-letter-to-potential-signings-why-choose-sunderland-well-heres-why

Dumm and Dummer, eh?

I've seen that several times now and I still have no idea how to respond

Dunno. I've not been since about 2006, when our office manager insisted on ordering a round of authentically Scotish cuba libres.