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The question is moot because that would require Corbyn to say something bad about Muslims. (Adding a safety wink but also, well.)

There's 35 years' worth of source material for them to dig into. So no, it's not. Not that the press would be any "nicer" to any other Labour leader, but still, they could consider one who doesn't essentially live in a Sideshow Bob field o' rakes.

I love the phrasing here btw. We want everything to stay the same. So that'll be that all sorted then.

The number of utterly thick people is terrifying.

Aye, Grange and Borrowdale as a whole are reliably lovely.

If you've got three nights then Ambleside is nice for a change of scene one night, plenty good eats there too.

Only place I've eaten in Keswick itself is the aforementioned tapas and craft beer haunt (Bar eS) which, while very decent, probably isn't the place for the occasion. There's plenty of nice-looking places in and around the market square but I haven't tried any to recommend.

Better yet, he goes running off to remonstrate with the opposing manager (the one and only Rehakles) despite the fact he's just been carved open.

The rest is just tag words, copyright info etc., but I love the caption, which basically says "Ewald Lienen (Bielefeld) receives treatment after a nasty foul by Norbert Siegmann (Bremen) slices open his thigh". Almost as brutally efficient as the tackle itself.

And how much did your lot spend?

Wow

Further evidence, your honour.

No great surprise that Twitter is the holdout.

The world's least necessary thing, and yet... This'll be soundtracking the bong parties of Boldon before the summer is out.

I'm a right old softie but I enjoyed this https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/07/scottish-football-watching-borders-photo-essay?CMP=share_btn_tw

Best PM evahhhhh

Straight out of the Bannon playbook, that one. Pandering to the Kipper end of the Tory pool, which turns out to be a regrettably deep one.

Or the face to show his balls.

"And that was the week Mike Ashley truly got the hang of this football lark."

No one as far as I recall. I did get my tail tweaked once or twice though... #MeToo