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Hope so, I've been playing the slightly long game on this one.

Didn't he do well?

"Hello, is that South Shields Safestore? I've self-owned so many times now I need some more space for my collection of mes."

FYP

Since we lost a few days' worth of posts thanks to Ant, let's make sure this is repeated for posterity:

I've bought this card for several people now. Life's short and shite enough, immaturity is one of the few free and simple pleasures it affords.

Some arrests over the actual fire next please.

https://www.joe.co.uk/comment/david-cameron-return-2-206879 A reasonable assessment

No worries, people have been v. generous with my various fundraisers in the face of donation fatigue these last few years so it's nice to be able to give as well. Asking just after payday doesn't hurt, either.

Next you'll be telling me the dancing baby was an animation

No, because that would constitute listening to experts.

Meanwhile, it's that time of year again.

I do wish these Brexiteers would stop talking Britain down.

The only way I'd feel confident in a Remain victory is if it was a snap referendum, held within days, no campaigning. Which obviously isn't possible, but you know what I mean. As we saw last time, Leave are an awful lot better at finding points to campaign on that resonate with people - points with minimal actual truth content, but that's irrelevant in a binary vote.

I don't know what you mean. While 650,000 people were marching through London on Saturday in support of a vote on the final deal on the UK's future, Corbyn was... oh, right.

Post-Brexit UK can only dream of having four number one singles.

Brexit mentality in a nutshell. Welcome to our nation's glorious future.

My ring and index fingers are the same length, but they don't look it because my index finger is a bit bent. Ironic really.

Because he's a stupendous idiot, a stupendous liar, or both.

Rail use is German and thus inherently suspicious.

I must be getting soppy in my old age, but aww https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/17/arts/television/sesame-street-big-bird.html?nytapp=true&smid=nytcore-ios-share

Would have got your vote, at least.