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Their name scores more in Scrabble

Correct Strapping Young Lad's "City" is still a fucking beast too.

It's German for "the darkman, the".

This was on Italian TV tonight. Surely more of an insult than anything Tusk has said.

This is what we're up against.

Meanwhile, it's a bit childish but I appreciate the reference.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/05/british-man-detained-in-uae-after-wearing-qatar-football-t-shirt-to-match "The UAE authorities announced on 7 June 2017 that showing sympathy for Qatar on social media or by any other means of communication is an offence. Offenders could be imprisoned and subject to a substantial fine." Keep going on holiday to Dubai folks, it's completely normal.

Is anyone keeping an eye on Quiff to make sure he's OK?

I sometimes feel like I only come to the football forum to post Squires cartoons, but anyway, the cat stuff https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2019/feb/05/david-squires-on-everton-annual-crisis-and-celebrity-cats

Here we are, then, the start of the inevitable reframing so that none of the hedge fund managers, closet racists and war fetishist gammons have to take any of the blame. For a party that trumpets individual responsibility, the Tories aren't half good at refusing to take any themselves.

Kiddy fiddlers?

TAKE BACK CONTROL OF ARE BOARDERS

In short, we've declared war on ourselves.

There's so many quotes I could pull out of this, so it's probably easier just to link to the whole thing: http://crookedtimber.org/2019/01/31/leaving-do/

Barbaric.

Is it anywhere near morroco?

Real shame about Jeremy Hardy. Explains why his tweets went a bit strange recently, I suppose.

Hey Zath

Finland are sending Darude to Eurovision. In 2019. Which is nice, because there's never a bad time to revisit this:

At least we're not wrecking our international credibility and throwing away our soft power in the process.

I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between the ‘League Against Cockney Arseholes’ or, my own personal preference, which is the ‘Committee for the Hasty Removal of Ignorant Southern Tosspots Masquerading As Skilled Trustees of Regional Established Enterprises’. One drawback with that - the abbreviation is ‘CHRISTMAS TREE’.

Meanwhile, the actual contribution of people like them to humanity and society: