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You don't exactly live just round the corner any more mind. I'll try and get up for another Peak District stomparound before too long so I can finally meet the little man (and your baby).

Lads, we're only six points off 5th

There's no reason a Newcastle fan would

Where on the stair? Right there?

I'm already grateful to him for being a future Pointless answer in the "number 1 album artists of 2019" category.

Brentrance means Brentrance.

"Deliver Brexit or face riots". I don't know about you, but I feel this has the reek of a concerted effort - let's call it a "project" - to instil a sense of... fright? alarm? trepidation? I'm sure there's another word for it, it's on the tip of my tongue...

He took Hull into Europe for the first and so far only time. Unparalleled, see?

They've got popular musician Ed Sheeran to design a new Blue Peter badge. The piano keyboard on popular musician Ed Sheeran's Blue Peter badge is wrong.

He's fucking disgusting.

This issue will never, ever die. Whatever happens. We're stuck with it dividing the country forever.

I'd love to think Beckett was playing a hell of a long game by nominating Corbyn for leader in the knowledge that he'd end up being useless and something like this would happen.

As opposed to Bobby G

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/49810169

The Lib Dem is a Spurs-supporting blank page called Bobby Dean, which makes voting for Porno Vicky immeasurably easier.

Vicky Foxcroft. She's not especially high profile but maybe that's exactly why I find her quite credible.

Even I'll probably vote Labour and that's saying something. Ultra-safe constituency so it makes no odds anyway, and the local MP is a hard worker so I don't mind endorsing her.

I still like Carter. And PWEI's swerve to industrial rock/Prodigy collaborations in '94 was quite entertaining. EMF were always gash though.

For values of "we" including "our ancestors" and specifically excluding "us"

Nobody could POSSIBLY have predicted that ripping up the entire status quo on which our country is based would be SLIGHTLY PROBLEMATIC and TAKE SOME TIME TO RESOLVE

You've got to be kidding me.