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Fortunately none of us give a fuck any more fanks to Mike. It's perfect timing!

If it was the other way round and he was hardly required to be in Strasbourg at all, you can be sure he'd be tweeting about how wrong it is that MEPs get paid a good salary when they don't have to attend often. It's a coordinated social media campaign to sneer at EU spending and logistics no matter what. The other week you had Annunziata Rees-Mogg ( ) "complaining" that she'd been provided with a tablet to do her work on, even though that's vastly more efficient and secure than needing reams of paper and in-person meetings for every little thing. We're living in a post-fact world now and you can shape the narrative however you want, the Brexit Party are just better at realising that than the rest of us.

That's the best part of it. The difficult bit of the journey is the bit that's in Britain Also he's an MEP for North West England, which doesn't seem to be anywhere near Ipswich where he lives and would require a few train changes to get to. Also he calls himself "Dr" but he actually gave up on being a practising doctor after two years, which suggests - like this - that he's not very good at looking into what a job actually entails before signing up for it. Also he co-signed this letter in June 2016 about how leaving the EU would be terrible for the NHS. Also he's a cunt (sorry @catmag, lovely to have you back ). And yet he's still far from the worst the Brexit Party has to offer. God help us all.

I think you'll find it was invented by Manchester City fans.

POZNAN!

But don't worry, also

Perfect. The Brexit Party elite didn't even let the plebs into the big rally after-party at Wetherspoons. Wonder if any of them will start putting two and two together.

That one was from the Popbitch mailout, at least, so I can't claim any kind of responsibility for digging it up.

What if Johnson is the dead cat?

Lord help us if one of them ever tries running through a field of wheat.

Aye, it's certainly a strange feeling instinctively "preferring" (and I use the word very loosely) the man who tried to shut down my local hospital. Maybe Johnson really is a safer choice precisely because so many people actively dislike him and might be more prepared to stand in his way.

Good to know that CT's boy's lisp hasn't transferred to his writing.

Because posh white men. I don't see how it's possible to make this any clearer.

It's adorable that you think posh white men will ever be subject to the same standards as women and others.

I'll be genuinely surprised if this has any real consequences for him at all.

If anyone can, it's him. He achieved basically nothing as London mayor and his views and comments on all kinds of things are well documented, and still he's at the front of the queue to be the next PM. That being the case, maybe he's Teflon enough to survive wrecking the country.

It's always the French... http://peepoodo.bobbypills.com/episode/1

Thanks, volley goals. Tholleygoals.

Because he overshadowed Ronaldo (as physically improbable as that may seem)