Meenzer

Mmmm, appetising.

He doesn't know his proper name.

I hope you never tired of asking her "Are you well, Lesley?"

Just drink it straight from the pot like it's an Italian coffee delicacy and you're introducing a thinkpiece on whether Tonali works best as a 6 or an 8

Jesus was a bit of a catch, to be fair. The man's got good taste.

That's exactly why it shouldn't be him. They've already voted for Donald fucking Trump over a(n admittedly uninspiring) woman twice now. They and other key groups have a very specific idea of what kind of person should be in charge, and a gay man with "Butt" in his name is not it.

Let's see if this tracks for him...

My dad worked in the original Carliol House for years and years. No shortage of anecdotes, as you might imagine - like how one of the NEEB/Northern Electric bigwigs didn't want to get wet going from his office to his car so they literally built a footbridge from the back of Carliol into the Dex car park for him.

If it's not disrespectful to equate a dead business to a dead person: Windows in Central Arcade, apparently 😕

Makes sense

Finally got round to watching this. It was good. Though maybe not quite as good as Boybands Forever...

Not even after I've replaced them with comedy alternatives like this?

Hang on, I've only just realised he's not even from Sunderland. Following the careers of Henderson or Pickford and wishing them well makes sense up to a point, same as we've always kept a soft spot for Gazza or whoever, but Clarke is from York and only joined them after spells with Leeds and Spurs?! I assumed he must be a local lad the way they're so attached to him

Heron Foods Grealish

Do we know for sure that isn't what Ant did...?

Ask her this when she gets back